The one trainer swears up and down
That if you know his fitness secret
You can eat any food you like
However egregious
And that it will bring you no harm.
And he goes on and on about the ignorance
Of those who count calories
And avoid carbs
And who invest time in cardio workouts.
And while he’s rehearsing all that
I find myself terribly distracted
By the fact that he seems to be
Doing for fitness
Exactly what some preachers
Are doing for the gospel.
