It is important to him
That you know—
Along with everybody else—
That your post was “TLDR”.
He sighs under the heavy mantle
Of having to proclaim it yet again
To the idiots of this world—
To the dullards who do not know
That no thought can be worthy if it
Takes more than a minute to read.
This is his contribution to the world.
And while he regrets that it is needed,
He is proud to make it for as long
As it takes people like you
To get it.
