His party is right, he tells us,
And the other one is wrong—
And they really ought to know better, the idiots.
And for the life of him, he can’t fathom how anybody
Could be that gosh-darn stupid and blockheaded.
And he thanks God he’s not one of them.
And now, dear reader,
Having told you this much,
I leave it to you to discern
From the information given
Whether this man is
A Democrat or a Republican.
