Over a Thousand Funerals

Ralph:  You know, they say that Brother Billy is really popular.  He has preached over a thousand funerals in this county!

Dale:  That guy’s not really that popular; I think his reputation comes mostly from poor communication.

Ralph:  How’s that?

Dale:  Well, every time I ask somebody if they want to hear Brother Billy preach, they say,  “Over my dead body!”

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