I’m changing my pronouns from he/his to his/he.
I hope that everyone will honor my choice
Even if they think it’s really stupid.

I used to be in charge of just me,
But now I identify as one who is
In charge of everybody.
So naturally, you all have to do what I say.
And if you don’t, I will be forced to
Identify you as very bad people.
And you all know I can.