“Just How Married Are You?”

The cowboy, full of himself,
Approaches the pretty filly
Whom he has never met.
And seeing her wedding band,
He propositions her,
“So, just how married are you?”

And she answers thus:

“I am so married
That God himself—
The Judge of all Creation—
Was a witness at my wedding—
Just as he is witness
To what you are trying to do
At this very moment.”

And the cowboy has likely never had
As much to think about
As he does now.

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