I got invited to a huge anniversary party
And most everybody came
And seemed to have a good time—
But me, that is—
That’s because the marriage they were
Celebrating is in terrible shape,
And I’m not the sort to pretend it isn’t.
So even though they drive that party
Right by my window on this day every year,
I do not enjoy it in the least.
And they don’t enjoy hearing me say why.
