Could We Please Get Over This Ignorant Literal/Figurative Debate About the Bible?

I hear it practically every day—someone confidently affirming that “the Bible is literal” or that “the Bible is figurative”.

Let me go ahead and state quite unapologetically that both are rather ignorant positions that bring this passage of scripture strongly to mind:

1 Timothy 1:5  The aim of our charge is love that issues from a pure heart and a good conscience and a sincere faith. Certain persons, by swerving from these, have wandered away into vain discussion, desiring to be teachers of the law, without understanding either what they are saying or the things about which they make confident assertions.

This ongoing debate is an excellent example of how mindless so many are about their religion, for it doesn’t take much thinking at all to see how both sides are quite ignorant.  Let me spell it out for you.

First of all, please be advised that I am not talking about whether some certain passage of scripture is being used figuratively or literally.  No, that sort of investigation is quite appropriate and apt.  Rather, I’m talking about people who want to size up the entire Bible as either “figurative” or “literal”—one or the other.  The fact of the matter is that it contains a great deal of both types of language.  We can settle this very quickly in the few excerpts below.

Figurative Passages

At the last supper, Jesus gave a lengthy discourse on many topics to his apostles.  In one place, he said this:

John 15:5 I am the vine; you are the branches. …

Those who want to insist that “The Bible is literal” would have to interpret this passage in such a way as to believe that Jesus was a plant.  Interestingly, however, to my knowledge, I have never met anyone who believes that Jesus was a plant—even among those who insist that “The Bible is literal”.  So those who say such things are accustomed to frequent exceptions, it appears.  One wonders, therefore, why they won’t quit saying it in deference to something more defensible.

Literal Passages

When Jesus was born, he was laid in a manger.  This fact is mentioned three times in Luke’s gospel:

Luke 2:7  And she gave birth to her firstborn son and wrapped him in swaddling cloths and laid him in a manger, because there was no place for them in the inn.

Luke 2:12  And this will be a sign for you: you will find a baby wrapped in swaddling cloths and lying in a manger.

Luke 2:16  And they went with haste and found Mary and Joseph, and the baby lying in a manger.

If someone wanted to insist that “The Bible is figurative”, then he would have to come up with a plausible figurative interpretation of this manger business.

Now, let me stop right here and define just what it means to be “figurative”.   When we use the word to refer to language, this is the most common definition:

expressing one thing in terms normally denoting another with which it may be regarded as analogous :  metaphorical <figurative language>
(From Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)

We all use metaphors, both in our language and even in the way we think and learn.  We constantly compare this to that, understanding a new thing by use of our existing understanding of something else that is similar in a way.

So, if the “manger” is a figurative device—a metaphor—then we would have to answer the question, “a metaphor for what?”.  For example, in the common metaphor, “an 800-pound gorilla” is used to speak of rather obvious matters that are being ignored by people, and not an actual gorilla.  Similarly, “a heart of stone” does not refer to a sculpture of a heart, but to a mind that is hardened to common kindness.

With this in mind, therefore, the figurativist would have to come up with some metaphorical meaning of “manger” or “laid in a manger” in order to keep to the (erroneous) rule that “the Bible is figurative”.  What then, shall he declare to be the real meaning of manger?

Yes, I’m scratching my head, too, for no ideas are coming to mind.  I’m going to go out on a limb here, therefore, and declare that Jesus was literally laid in a literal manger.

So, Let’s Be Done With It, Then.

Let’s do away with this childish bent toward describing the entire Bible as either figurative or literal.  Since we can see that it has both literal and figurative passages, then we should take the more informed view.

It won’t stop, of course, for cognitive misers are always about the business of oversimplifying what is not that simple.  For example, there will always be someone describing the entire Bible as “the blueprint for the church” or as “life’s instruction manual” (or some similarly-inaccurate description) because it is easier for them to latch onto an inaccurate idea than to ferret out an accurate one.  And there will always be people who want to insist that “the Bible is written to us“, even though not one sentence in it appears to have been addressed to any person or persons living after the First Century AD.  Some of them will reluctantly admit it when pressed; they roll their eyes and sigh in irritation—and these are good indications of someone cranking up the algorithmic mind to do calculations he’d rather not do.  Others, however, will dig in their heels even deeper when pressed on the question, and will insist quite stupidly that the Bible is indeed “explicitly addressed to them”.  One friend, whom I’ll call John Smith, even gave a “yes” answer to the question, “Is any passage in the Bible addressed explicitly to ‘John Smith’?”  When he said “Yes”, he showed that he is not operating inside the realm of reality.  And of course, when I asked him to cite a reference to that passage for me, he simply neglected to answer one way or the other.

Such people are more interested in beliefs than in facts.  They are taught that the faithful thing to do is to maintain one’s beliefs no matter what, and that they should beware of those who purport to contradict those beliefs with facts.  Their grand ignorance is shown in debates such as the one in the title of this article.  It doesn’t take much thinking at all to expose the ignorance of it, which is a strong evidence of just how ignorant a religion Christianity is for many.  For many, it has taken on a persona that is downright stupid compared to the actual ideas and paradigms of the scriptures.  I know this because I have forced myself to work through that stupidity in a grand effort to test my beliefs against scripture and to correct myself where I was wrong.  I’m still doing this, mind you, but the track record of actual corrections to date is lengthy and concrete.  It is no ethereal matter of moods, but a documentable trail of evidence showing that I have had one stupid belief after another that was in need of being brought into line with the reality of the scriptures.

And where did I get those beliefs?  Many of them I got from church—from one of the three brands to which I had joined myself.  And the rest I got from my own free-wheeling methods of interpreting the Bible.  (Which methods I learned at church!)  For me, it wasn’t possible to make many significant corrections until I was finally fed up enough with church to leave it.  Then I started learning quite a lot from the actual texts of the Bible.

Those who haven’t yet figured out that labeling the entire Bible as either “figurative” or “literal” is a fool’s errand have not even crossed the threshold into the reasonable examination of scripture.  Yes, that’s a blunt assertion, but it’s quite defensible—and somebody needs to say it.

 

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The Unthinkable Christian Exercise

You can tell a lot about people by observing the patterns of their behavior.  You can figure out what they think about things, and even how they do that thinking.

What is surprising is to discover what things people don’t think about.  Would it surprise you, for instance, to find a bomb squad technician who never thinks to check a bomb for hidden, secondary triggering devices?  Or what about a doctor Continue reading

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The “Stupid!” Bias

I’ve been studying cognitive science for the last three years or so, trying to understand why it’s so hard for people to correct their beliefs when those beliefs are demonstrated to be wrong.  It is fairly obvious from the research that there are three particular reasons that people get things wrong:

  1. They just weren’t thinking.  That is, they were being a “cognitive miser”, reluctant to “spend” any effort on their thinking unless forced to.
  2. They didn’t know how to do the kind of thinking necessary to come up with the right answer or decision.  This usually means a failure to grasp the basics of logic or probability.
  3. They were employing a corrupted way of thinking.  A corrupted scheme of thinking is called a “cognitive bias”.  It’s like a small computer program that kicks in at certain times and that spits out decisions that are guaranteed to be wrong in certain situations.  For example, Billy was once robbed by two Italians, and afterward, he adopted a cognitive bias that says “All Italians are thieves.”  This bias kicks in every time Billy sees or hears about an Italian.  Every once in a while, Billy happens to be right about a particular Italian, but since not Italians are thieves, we can see that Billy will frequently be wrong when using this bias.  He either knows, or should know, that it is inaccurate, but he keeps it in his mind anyway.

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The Stupidest Thing

Perhaps the stupidest thing I’ve done routinely in my life is to try to argue the facts with people who do not care about the facts. To this very day, I still find myself surprised at how someone can be corrected irrefutably, and still insist that he has not been wrong—and at how his reasoning can be demonstrated to be inconsistent, and he doesn’t care. Continue reading

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What Would Happen in a REAL Church Revival?

Before we get started talking about church revivals, let’s establish just how common a thing it is in our culture.

If you do a Google search for [church revival], you get 192,000,000 returns(In case you aren’t familiar with this sort of search, that’s a lot.  To put it in perspective, if you search [NFL], you get 330,000,000 returns, and if you search [Iraq war], you get 61,600,000.)  Suffice it to say, therefore, that the idea of churches needing some sort of revival is a very common idea in our culture.  Indeed, there are over 31,000 web pages with the words “revival” (or “revive”) and “church” in the page name!  Meanwhile, Amazon.com shows over 15,000 returns on a book search on the terms: [church revival].  So let’s face it, church revival is a big business. Continue reading

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Understanding How Bias Works in Bible Translators and Bible Readers

A great deal could be written concerning the processes and issues of Bible translation, but in this article, I have one particular goal in mind:  I want to talk about how translators sometimes come upon a word or phrase that they just don’t have enough information about—and how they do the best they can based on what they believe to be true about the topic in general.

Before we get into a discussion of what I’m talking about, let’s play a little game and make you the translator in a micro-project. Continue reading

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How People Think About The Bible

I couldn’t get sleepy last night at the usual hour so I decided to stay up and do the poor man’s version of a massive survey on how people think about the Bible.  What I found deserves some attention.

What I had primarily in mind to find out was this:

How many people think about reading the Bible vs. the number of people who think about understanding or mastering it?

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There Is No Special Bible For Lazy People, PART II

In my previous post, I talked about how:

  1. We have to actually read the Bible to know what’s in it.
  2. Jesus seems to have thought that people’s misunderstandings were worth correcting, so we are to be in the habit of correcting ourselves by our further study.
  3. We have to deliberately process what we read in order to get it right.
  4. We have to crosscheck what we read in order to understand when one passage alludes to information found elsewhere, such as with the parables or apocalyptic literature.

All this was concerning how it’s hard work to know the Bible—much harder than many assume.

But it gets worse.  Here are yet a few more difficulties the devoted Bible student faces. Continue reading

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There Is No Special Bible For Lazy People

Jesus was talking to some from a religious faction (Sadducees)  one day and he told them a most instructive thing:

Matthew 22:29 But Jesus answered them, “You are wrong, because you know neither the Scriptures nor the power of God.

They were wrong about something because they did not know the scriptures.  They could have had the right answer, but apparently, they had chosen not to go find it in the scriptures.  Immediately after telling them they are wrong, Jesus explains the right answer to them, alluding to previous writings.

Their ignorance did not keep them from having an answer, mind you.  Indeed, they had an answer, but it was “wrong”, said Jesus.  And that “wrong” answer was worthy of correction; this we can tell because Jesus took the time to correct it.

So let’s review:  They didn’t have to be wrong, but they had neglected to learn all the available information on the topic before settling on a (flawed) model of understanding, and this was worthy of correction in Jesus’ mind.

Does this have any implications for us?  We’ll come back to that.

In his epistle to the Roman Christians, Paul seems to be correcting some misconceptions held by his audience.  In his explanation of what they are missing, he appeals thus:

Romans 11:2b  Do you not know what the Scripture says of Elijah, how he appeals to God against Israel?

Now, we have every reason to believe that the Roman Christians were good guys, not like those mean ol’ Sadducees, yet still, Paul was explaining to them something they could have already learned for themselves had they cared to do the research.

Jesus was criticized by the Pharisees for something they didn’t know enough about.  Look at his response:

Matthew 12:3 He said to them, Have you not read what David did when he was hungry, and those who were with him: how he entered the house of God and ate the bread of the Presence, which it was not lawful for him to eat nor for those who were with him, but only for the priests? Or have you not read in the Law how on the Sabbath the priests in the temple profane the Sabbath and are guiltless?

This one’s even more interesting because, if you know anything about the Pharisees, you know that they had read these passages.  Obviously, though, they had never fully processed what they had read (perhaps because they did not like what it said?).  So once again, they could have known better, but had either neglected to “do the math” or to make themselves believe the answers.  So here they were leveling an erroneous criticism.

There are many passages of this sort in the Bible.  (You can see a few more of them here if you like.)

There are lots of players in religion; lots of people who want to be involved.  Yet it seems quite easy to make cognitive (thinking) errors about the facts of religion.  Why is that?  Why isn’t it easier?  Why didn’t God create a way for us to all have a fuller and more convenient knowledge of the facts?

It gets worse.

When Jesus came to the Earth as the Son of Man, he spoke to people in parables.  A parable is a story that teaches us about something other than the story itself.  For instance, the parable of the mustard seed wasn’t really about mustard seeds at all, but about reliance upon God and what a good return on investment can be expected from it.  Well, this muddies the waters considerably for the casualist, because with parables, it becomes practically impossible for the cognitive miser to understand Jesus.  (“Cognitive miser” is the term that cognitive scientists use to describe our stinginess with our thinking.)

Consider this:

Matthew 13:34  All these things Jesus said to the crowds in parables; indeed, he said nothing to them without a parable. 35 This was to fulfill what was spoken by the prophet:

“I will open my mouth in parables; I will utter what has been hidden since the foundation of the world.”

Interestingly, even though he was uttering what had been “hidden”, but was still not spelling it out in the most direct and clear terms.  We are told elsewhere, however, that he told his own disciples everything in plain language, unlike how he spoke to the crowds:

Mark 4:34  With many such parables he spoke the word to them, as they were able to hear it. 34 He did not speak to them without a parable, but privately to his own disciples he explained everything.

Is it just a coincidence that his own disciples had signed up for the full course, and not just the passerby version?  I think not.  Their intense interest was rewarded by a much fuller understanding; they were much less likely to get things wrong than were the casual listeners in the crowds.

You and I, however, are not among those whose honor it was to sit at Jesus’ feet.  He is not here to “explain everything” to us and to answer our questions.  If we want to know, we’re going to have to find out from what is in the Bible—and if it’s not in there, we’re just going to have to do without.

UNDERSTANDING THE NATURE OF THE MATERIAL

We may have lots of questions, but the inconvenient truth of the matter is that a great many of our questions are not answered conveniently in the Bible.  Sure, some things are easy to pick up, such as where Jesus says that we should not make a show of our good deeds.  Other things, though, require much research if we are to understand them accurately.  For example, when Jesus refers to himself as the “Son of Man”, we cannot possibly comprehend how loaded that statement is unless we have searched out all the “son of man” language in the Bible in order to understand how it was used and what it meant.  Or when he speaks of “this perverse generation”, how are we to know what he had in mind unless we have searched all the scriptures to find out what it might have been?

“But who has the time for that?”

I’m glad you asked.  A devout student has the time for that.  Others do not.  The Bible itself divides people into two groups:  those who will work to understand, and those who don’t care that much.

There is no Bible for cognitive misers.  There is no Bible for lazy people.  There is no “Bible for Dummies”, as we might expect to find in the bookstore.  (Yes, there is a book called “The Bible for Dummies”, but it can’t begin to explain all these things.)  There is no Bible that magically imparts the full information of the scriptures in convenient form.  It was not written that way.  It was written in a rich mixture of history and metaphor, parable and poem, narrative and vision.  It’s almost as if the idea were to keep the cognitive miser in the dark.  It’s as if God intentionally makes it hard for the casual reader to get things right.

And that brings us to the epidemic of error regarding the scriptures.  When we have thousands of opposing camps—each one claiming to have a better take on things than the rest—we can rest assured that most of us are wrong about a great many things.  And wrong we are—yet we may never know it this side of that dreaded appointment with God, for so many of us tell ourselves again and again that we have got it more or less figured out, and that if we were wrong about any of it, we’d surely know we were wrong!

This is what the church corporations tend to do.  They whittle it down for us into a convenient packet of information, and then they assure us that we needn’t bother ourselves to learn much beyond what they repeat again and again for us.  This catering to convenience and “belonging” has led us to a great many misunderstandings of scripture.  Their constant assurance that our continued attendance is more or less all we need to work at is a surefire way to keep the cognitive miser a cognitive miser—satiated, incurious, self-assured, complacent, and wrong about a great many things.

People of that sort, however, do not have a special Bible of their own; they have the same one that the rest of us have—all 1,000+ pages of it.  Funny, all of us (who believe) claim that the Bible is a treasure from God, yet a great many people dispense with the lion’s share of the texts, counting them unworthy of their apt attention.

And what is the consequence of this?

The consequence is that they are wrong about a great many things.  And further, they are wrong about being wrong.  What I mean is that Jesus, as we have seen, believed that errors were to be corrected, but the average modern Christian has managed to live with his or her errors, not lifting a finger to correct a thing.  Indeed, the average Christian may do so little reading as to rarely come across any signal that his erroneous understanding of this or that is in fact erroneous.

If we have no interest in learning the whole of the Bible, we demonstrate what terrible “disciples” we would be.  Nearly all of us remember that one-liner from Jeremiah 29:30, You will seek me and find me, when you seek me with all your heart.  Many, however, seem to hope that God is not really the sort to mean such things.  They hope that God will count their spirit of convenience as a spirit of diligence, and their ignorance as knowledge.  They hope he will count their wrong answers as right ones, without they, themselves, having to lift a finger to learn or to correct anything.

Any why not hope for such things?  Without regular time in the texts to warn them against such ideas, why not believe it?  Why not imagine God to be exactly what would be the most convenient for the cognitive miser?

Well, if you know the scriptures, you know why not.  And once again, we see how the scriptures tend to make the differences between people fairly obvious.  If those of us who diligently study still have many things to learn and to correct, those who don’t study are hopeless in the Bible sense of that word.  Thus do they invent the hope that God is not as he says he is, and they build entire church organizations around that hope.

Read Part II here.

 

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On Keeping Bible Interpretation In Its Proper Place

There is the Bible, and then there is one’s interpretation of the Bible.  Because we are so prone to cognitive error, these two are quite often not the same.  None of us are inspired and/or infallible in our ability to interpret, so we must diligently maintain a clear distinction in our minds between the model presented by the actual facts of the Bible and the model that exists in our minds as the result of our interpretation of the Bible.

It is interesting to see which of the two is given the greater importance by any given reader.  Many assert that the texts could not be possibly be wrong.  Meanwhile, there are some who have come to believe that their own interpretation of the texts could not possibly be wrong.  The latter make it their habit to default to their standing interpretations all the time, even when the actual words of the texts are put forth in contradiction thereunto.

They will never see it this way, but at that point they are setting up a scenario in which either the texts or their interpretations are right, but not both.   People of functional humility do the same thing, of course, but they are willing to be wrong in their interpretations, and to correct themselves accordingly.  Those of corrupt mind, however, will default to their standing interpretations and ignore the texts when the two disagree.  In this they show us the truth about themselves:  that they do not really care about the facts after all, but only about their own established beliefs.  They have replaced the original religion–in part, at least–with one of their own invention.  And even so, they have done it in the name of God.

This is ironic, for a person of that sort could simply forgo the Bible altogether and declare that his own imagination is its superior.  Indeed, I wish they would do this, rather than to keep muddying the waters for us honest seekers of the truth by claiming that their model is indeed the Bible’s model.  But alas, their actions are not mine to choose.  Not even God intervenes to make them stop it.  If I understand the Bible, however, he will most certainly raise the issue with them later—when they have no further chance to reform themselves.

The fool picks out and settles on doctrines without examining the whole of the Bible with regard to the subject at hand.  He overestimates his knowledge and his manner of reasoning.  He does not continue to work the Bible as he would a puzzle with many pieces, for he simply does not care to see it all put together.  Rather, he is content to snatch up a piece that he thinks he likes, and then to insist on telling us all what it means.  He cannot possibly know whether he has got it right or not, for he refuses the rest of the information.  Yet he is adamant all the same.

Ironically, he claims all along that the whole Bible is delivered to us by none other than God himself.  Yet while he scorns us about the importance of his one piece of the puzzle, he himself ignores the hundreds of pieces he has not yet begun to put into their proper places.  He is utterly incurious about the rest, and will even tell you when pressed that they are unimportant inasmuch as they are not “core”, not “essential”, or do not constitute a “salvation issue”.

His religion, therefore, is a monument to his own self assurance, and the actual facts of the Bible are of no use to him outside of their availability to be commandeered for the purpose of suiting himself in the name of God.

Feigning certainty as to a part when one is ignorant of the whole is a fool’s errand.

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